ME & MY BOSS When I Take a long time to finish,I am slow,When my boss takes a long time,he is thoroughWhen I don't do it,I am lazy,When my boss does not do it,he is busy,When I do something without being told,I am trying tobe smart,When my boss does the same,he takes the initiative,When I please my boss,I am apple polishing,When my boss pleases his boss,he is cooperating,When I make a mistake,you're an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake,he's only human.When I am out of the office,I am wondering around.When my boss is out of the office,he's on business.When I am on a day off sick,I am always sick.When my boss is a day off sick,he must be very ill.When I apply for leave,I must be going for aninterviewWhen my boss applies for leave,it's because he'soverworkedWhen I do good,my boss never remembers,When I do wrong,he never forgets...